sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via youbadbadwolf)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(via distraction)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via distraction)

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via distraction)

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